Local · Satire
West Virginia Man Refuses GPS, Takes Family on Three-Hour Shortcut Through Roads Not Recognized by State
Local father insists he knows a faster way despite mounting evidence that he does not.
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West Virginia Sayings & Everyday Life
How far is just down the road? Why is that old vehicle still good? Find Appalachian expressions, local directions and familiar habits examined with the highly questionable reporting they deserve.
Local · Satire
How Long Is ‘Just Down the Road’ in West Virginia?
An investigation finds the familiar unit of distance can range from two driveways to forty-seven mountain miles.
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Opinion · Satire
Twenty Phrases That Mean Something Different in West Virginia
A translation guide for ‘might could,’ ‘over yonder’ and eighteen other expressions that are already perfectly clear.
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Sports · Satire
WVU Fan Blames Other Fans for Loss, Refuses to Consider Defense Allowing 9.5 Yards Per Play
Local man says additional donations and six more people in Section 128 would have prevented Arizona from scoring 52 points.
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How to Tell Whether Something in a West Virginia Yard Is Junk or ‘Still Good’
A practical inspection guide for vehicles, appliances and lumber that may become useful immediately after somebody hauls them away.
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How to give directions in West Virginia.
The destination is three miles away. The explanation begins in 1987.
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How to Give Directions in West Virginia Without Using Road Names
Turn left where the store used to be, continue past a barn that is no longer red and stop if you reach somebody’s cousin.
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West Virginia Man Adds Another Vehicle to Yard After Confirming It “Still Has a Good Motor”
The vehicle has no title, three tires and a tree growing through the passenger floorboard. He insists it is not junk because he “might need something off it.”
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