Weather
West Virginia weather jokes, questionable forecasts and all twelve Appalachian seasons. Original weather satire from Earl and The Holler Herald.
12 stories, preserved for the permanent record.
November Arrives in West Virginia, Immediately Borrows August’s Clothes
Earl advises residents to keep the winter coat handy, preferably somewhere it won’t interfere with the box fan.
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West Virginia Halloween Costumes Now Require Ventilation as Summer Refuses to Leave
Earl’s weekly outlook: cool mornings, afternoons in the 70s, and a dinosaur costume nobody checked for airflow.
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West Virginia Weather Expected to Remain Suspiciously Pleasant All Week
Residents advised to wear a jacket in the morning and carry it around unnecessarily by lunchtime.
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Snow by Saturday.
From Earl’s weather archive: one uncertain forecast, an extremely certain grocery run.
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How West Virginians Predict Snow Without Looking at a Forecast
Woolly worms, aching knees and the sudden disappearance of bread remain more trusted than any computer model.
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Earl Predicts Six Straight Days of Nice Weather, Immediately Becomes Suspicious
Chief meteorologist warns residents to enjoy the sunshine before West Virginia remembers it is allowed to change the forecast.
Read full story →West Virginia doesn’t have four seasons. We have at least twelve—and six of them can happen before supper.
A written companion to the Herald’s tour of West Virginia’s highly unofficial seasons.
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The Unofficial Guide to West Virginia’s Twelve Seasons
Because spring, summer, fall and winter were never going to be enough for a state where you can scrape frost at breakfast and mow grass after lunch.
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West Virginia Weather This Week: Fall Arrives Monday, Summer Returns Wednesday
An archived September 28, 2026 weather column about the annual dispute between the hoodie and the air conditioner.
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WV Meteorologist Cuts Open 47 Persimmon Seeds Until He Finds One Predicting the Winter He Wants
Earl started with a seed predicting mild weather and refused to accept it.
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The Holler Herald Weather
Earl explains the Herald’s forecasting method, which involves radar, a porch, and several conflicting opinions.
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