The Sunday Edition

Charleston Man Turns On Heated Seats, Refuses to Admit It’s Cold

His wife says he scraped the windshield in shorts.

West Virginia Man Launches Search for Long-Lost Relative He Spoke to Yesterday

Family requests privacy despite remaining in the same group chat.

November Remembers It’s November, Gives West Virginia Until Thursday to Put Its Shorts Away

Local Woman Says She’s “Keeping Thanksgiving Simple,” Assigns Husband Seventeen Separate Grocery Trips

Final ingredient reportedly mentioned on first list, which husband maintains did not contain it.

West Virginia DNR Announces First Official Zombie Hunting Season

Hunters must purchase a special undead stamp, wear blaze orange and stop claiming every movement in the brush was “definitely a zombie.”

WVU Fans Accuse Schedule Makers of Hiding Michael Hawkins Jr. From Heisman Voters by Playing After Their Bedtime

Mountaineers sent to Lubbock for 9:30 p.m. kickoff, safely beyond the voting committee’s last conscious thought.

West Virginia Family’s “Quick Walmart Trip” Enters Second Presidential Administration

Toothpaste mission expands after someone remembers Christmas pajamas.

Local Hunter Checks Trail Camera, Discovers Deer Have More Consistent Schedule Than He Does

Buck arrives at 6:12 every morning; hunter arrives whenever he finds his gloves.

Giant Catfish Investigation Stalls After Every Witness Turns Out to Know the Same Unnamed Diver

West Virginia Dad Announces He’s “Not Heating the Whole Neighborhood” While Holding Front Door Open for Entire Conversation

Furnace now financially supporting two households and part of a gravel driveway.

Wampus Cat Advisory Reminds Residents That Screaming Back Establishes a Conversation